misceleniouso

“If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.”
— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

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“My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.”
— Laurell K. Hamilton
A Stroke of Midnight (via drythroats)

(Source: rabbitinthemoon, via siiimpleliife)

Pray for me as I enter the paying work force for the first time

timothydelaghetto:

Why does this have 2k notes? Y’all really think like this? It’s 2 days.. Relax. Mothafuckas be busy! Be glad I thought of you amongst the madness.

timothydelaghetto:

Why does this have 2k notes? Y’all really think like this? It’s 2 days.. Relax. Mothafuckas be busy! Be glad I thought of you amongst the madness.

(Source: shesalittlecraycray, via siiimpleliife)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via minimojoe)

widgenstain:

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(gif by charlesxxerik)

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everyones-asuspect:

Note to self. #reminder #amypoehler #sgatp @amypoehlersmartgirls

everyones-asuspect:

Note to self. #reminder #amypoehler #sgatp @amypoehlersmartgirls

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